basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(via forever-and-alwayss)

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: drarna, via thelaughingmango)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via followyourlovelydreams)